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1.Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
2.Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
3.He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
4.He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore. That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore.
5.So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
2.Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
3.He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
4.He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore. That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore.
5.So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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Date: 2020-07-20 08:22 pm (UTC)Sure. Well, if I get into a situation that needs taken care of, that's what I'll do. Sorry if that blisters his butt at all.
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Date: 2020-07-20 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-07-20 08:39 pm (UTC)I don't think he'd do anything about it even if I did something he didn't like, so
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Date: 2020-07-20 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-07-20 08:55 pm (UTC)[ Tex isn't sure she likes him badmouthing Carolina to her, even if he speaks the truth. ]
I don't like the way he is toward me, is all
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Date: 2020-07-20 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-07-20 09:04 pm (UTC)As long as we don't delve into it like it's a complex or something
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Date: 2020-07-20 09:07 pm (UTC)