1. Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence. 2. On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers" 3. Before I head out, what's your policy on casual drug use and one night stands? 4. Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you 5. Text him!
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2. On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
3. Before I head out, what's your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
4. Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
5. Text him!