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Counselor Aiden Price ([personal profile] myagents) wrote2020-07-20 08:50 pm

TFLN test

1.Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!

2.Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?

3.He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him

4.He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore. That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore.

5.So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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Re: 5.

[personal profile] lordmegatronhasfallen 2020-08-19 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!? I am Starscream, Air Commander and Second in Command of the Decepticons! Soon to be their leader! How dare you! I should find your puny organic home and blast it to smithereens!

...What sort of assistance can an organic offer me?
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Re: 5.

[personal profile] lordmegatronhasfallen 2020-08-19 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm. A chain of production, just for me and my efforts? And assistance with human relations? That is a juicy offer... What's the catch, human?

[He's absolutely thinking about how he could capitalize on the human factor, while stupid Megatron ignores the potential. Their glorious leader is far too busy trying to squash them! Hah. Starscream will show him.]
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Re: 5.

[personal profile] lordmegatronhasfallen 2020-08-19 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Like you humans say, 'you scratch my back I scratch yours'? Or in this case, remove your pests and you'll help me with mine...

The less threats to my rule, the better. Deal.