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Counselor Aiden Price ([personal profile] myagents) wrote2020-07-20 08:50 pm

TFLN test

1.Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!

2.Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?

3.He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him

4.He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore. That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore.

5.So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.